Nice So-You-Think-You-Can-Dance routines

RBC VIP Olympic Invite

What a day! What a day!

I was at Level 36, complimentary of the RBC VIP Olympic invite. This executive floor has been converted into a hospitality suite, complete with full kitchen service, bar and three breakout rooms. The decor rivals that of trendy Yaletown bars; electric blue, modern white, clean lines of glass tables complemented the spectacular view.



The morning tour of the Vancouver Art Museum which was featuring the 18 unpublished transcript of Leonardo Da Vinci, was quite the way to start off an eventful morning. Lunch was back at Level 36 where the room exploded with cheers as Jasey Jay pulled a miraculous come-from-behind victory in Slalom claiming Canada's 12th gold medal and second of the day. This came just 5 minutes after Canada won the Men's Team Pursuit Speed Skating Gold and before the room calmed down from the excitement.

Just when you thought the day would not get any better, we were treated to one of the best performance on ice ever by the best skaters around the world at the Pacific Coliseum. This is the day I made up my mind to teach my future daughter the art of dancing on ice, figure skating. Particularly impressive is Canada's Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir and their playful routine, as well as the graceful Evan Lysacek from USA.




Its been a long day and I still have a Mercedes Benz party at Canvas Lounge tonight.

What a day!

羞涩的温柔

張學友 Private Corner

Wrong Side

A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast. On his way two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning sisters" and they reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

This stuns the priest who thought he had been very polite but he just goes on. He encounters a Brother a little while later along the way and he says, "Good morning Brother." The Brother replies in a sing song voice, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." The
priest looks confused at all this but goes on.

He gets a little farther and he comes across a fellow priest and he says, "Good morning Father." The priest replies in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." Now the priest was mad. He continues his walk to the dinning hall not saying a word to anyone.

The Bishop sees him and says, "Father" The young priest was not going to take any more even from the bishop. He looks at the bishop and says, "No I did not get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

The bishop looks at him stunned and says "What?" The priest realized his mistake and said "I am sorry your holiness, what is it you want." The bishop looks at him and says, "All I was going to do was ask you why you had on Sister Ann's shoes?"

Telegram

It was Schneider's birthday, and that morning there was a knock on the door. "Telegram!"

He opened the door excitedly, "Is it a singing telegram?" Schneider asked the messenger boy.

"No Sir. We don't do singing telegrams anymore."

"I've always wanted a singing telegram. Can't you bend the rules and make an old man happy?"

"Sorry."

"Please," begged Schneider. "Today's my birthday."


"Oh, all right," said the boy, "Dah-dah dah... dah-dah-dah, your sister Rose is dead!"

嫩美模

陈好 - 万人迷

姓名： 陈好

出生日期： 1979-12-09

身高： 1.66米

体重： 50公斤

三围： 86，63，89

Valentine's Day Movie

The Valentine's Day Movie is so bad, here is what critics have to say:

1) This may not be Titanic but it is a DISASTER!!

2) This is many bad movies for the price of one.

3) It feels like watching paint dry.

4) Imagine someone really really cute or someone you really really like, giving you a box of really really nasty chocolate for Valentine with the price tag still attached.

5) Valentine’s gift from hell

But at the end of it all, its just a movie for the romantic couples to just watch together. Through the good and bad.......

情人节

今年，春节对我特别有意义。其一，它与情人节落在同日，仿佛亲情爱情融为一体，正合迎婚之意。其二，这是我与Sharon的一周年庆，也是我们的第一个共度的情人节。

情人，这是多么温馨甜美的语音，不由得想起两句古诗：

“情人怨遥夜，竟夕起相思”。

这种唯美而幽静的韵味，描写的是两情人之间的心有灵犀，情生一脉，在人世间能找到心心相印的有情人，比起一辈子都遇不到中意者的人来说，可谓是尘世中的无上的幸福了。

情人节送礼表达情意，贵在“心思”二字。

Sharon为我细心准备了本随身记忆Agenda，里面装满了我们的点点滴滴的回忆，写着她最深的感情。那时，我的心哭了，一股冲动想抱着她，也让她知道我有多爱她。

而我也送了Sharon一个Swaroski 的心形项链，希望能靠在她心中，用项链上的粉色的钥匙开她心锁。唯一美中不足的，就是没帮女生戴过项链的我竟然帮她戴反了。想起来真是可笑。

许多东西虽然短暂，却是毕生难忘。以后在在柴米油盐的搅拌中，平淡似水的日子里，心中仍会想起这个情人节而再次被感动。

祝大家情人节快乐。

Canada wins first Olympic Gold in Canada

Vancourites!!

Time to rejoice after the first weekend of Winter Olympics 2010. After the latest heartbreak as moments after Canada's Heil put up a score of 25.69 to catapult into first place, US's Kearney put together the run of a lifetime to steal the Gold. But Alexandre Bilodeau, who won the men’s moguls tonight, became the first Canadian to win an Olympic title inside our country’s borders. He did it with seriously sick skiing

What a moment!

What a valentine's day!

What a Happy Chinese New Year!!

"I"

I am spring’s soft rain against your face,
bringing warmth of love’s embrace.
I am the smoked autumnal mist
mysterious, dark and full of tease.

I am the cry of the newly born,
or simply the greatest love you have ever known
I am your desolation and your pain,
the boiling blood flowing through your veins

I am the office worker’s pounding feet,
the daily commuter’s mundane beat.
I am the wolf that roams the night,
the silent cobalt’s lightning strike.

I am all the reasons you will never know,
dreaming the dreams you always wanted.
I was your birth. I am your death
and I will be your eternal breath

Toyota Customer Confidence Crisis

Any crisis starts with containment, and that is what Toyota is working on now with its crisis in customer trust. After death and injuries spurred three global recalls that covered over 8 million vehicles, what was once a exemplary engineering and manufacturing mega-corporation has its integrity being questioned.

The problems as follows: an aftermarket floor mat that, if not clipped down properly, can interfere with the gas pedal; a pedal from one supplier that can get "sticky " because a composite material interacts with moisture over time as it wears; and a software glitch on the 2010 Prius that can cause less-than-a-second's hesitation in braking when the antilock braking system is applied.

For each of these problems a specific cause has to be determined—when it occurred, where, and how. There is no evidence that floor mats were assembled incorrectly because they are put on by dealers. There is no evidence that the sticky pedals were assembled wrongly; that issue rather concerns the specific composite material selected for one part. And in the Prius case, the issue lies in the software code, not in how the module was assembled at the plant. So revamping production does not appear to be in order. It seems remarkable that all the recalls occurred within a six-month period. But in fact the cause was at least six months old in each case—five or more years in the case of the pedal design.

Thus, the real principle violated here is that the quality control process did not uncover the problems before distribution, and resolve them completely before launching upon the public. And from here forth, merely repairing the defected units upon recall and issuing new warranties will not help repair its damaged public image. To do so, you would need to show a renewed commitment to quality, safety and customers.

结婚后，你就是我的。。。

1.配偶

2.妻子

3.老婆

4.夫人

5.娘子

6.太太

7.内人/内子

8.拙荆

9.贤内助

10.老伴

11.孩子他妈/孩子他娘

12.贱内

14.浑人/浑家

15.另一半

16.女当家的

17.发妻

18.中馈

吹牛

一屋子无聊男子比赛自我吹嘘谁长得最帅...

第1个喜形于色地说︰「我是全市帅哥冠军！」

第2个不甘示弱地说︰「我是全国帅哥冠军！」

第3个胸有成竹地说︰「我是世界上长得最帅的！」

第4个嗤之以鼻地说︰「我是宇宙中长得最帅的！」

最后一个“畏畏缩缩”地说︰「我怎能跟各位相比？我想我只能是这小小屋中...长得最帅的！」

從不爭吵

丈夫問他的妻子:

「當我惹惱妳的時候，妳從不爭吵。」
「妳是怎麼控制自己的怒氣呢?」

妻回答:「我去清洗廁所。」

丈夫問:「那有何幫助?」

妻回答:「我用你的牙刷 !」

侯佩岑婚前守身如玉！？！

侯佩岑婚前守身如玉获夫家倍加疼爱 获赠2亿豪宅

我第一个反应就是，周董太没面子，恐怕要出来说说话。

这种新闻真是拿出来笑。婚姻不是注重于此吧。

Fukuda Saki

PROFILE Name: 福田沙紀 (ふくだ さき) Name (romaji): Fukuda Saki Profession: Actress and singer Birthdate: 1990-Sept-19 Birthplace: Kumamoto, Japan Blood type: O

蒋勤勤 / 水灵

姓名：蒋勤勤
英文名：Angel
生日：1975-09-03
身高：166cm
体重：47KG

夫妻吵架后老公的检讨书

亲爱的老婆大人：

遵照您的旨意，我在书房里反省了一个小时四十三分零七秒，喝了一杯白开水，上了一次卫生间，没有抽烟，以上事实准确无误，请审查。附上我的检讨报告，不当之处可以协商。

经过３个月的婚姻生活，我认为老婆同志温柔贤良，勤奋聪颖，是不可多得的好妻子，而身为丈夫的我却举止乖张，态度轻狂，所作所为确有值得商榷之处。以下是我对自己恶劣行径的剖析，请领导批阅：

1.昨天的事情是我不对。 你做的红烧茄子虽然有点咸，但是香醇可口，瑕不掩瑜，我不该指责你浪费盐。我这么求全责备，完全是暗藏嫉妒之心。不过再加点水是可以的。

2.你说喜欢陆毅的时候，我不该信口雌黄说我喜欢梁咏琪，害得你两天不能理我，极其痛苦。仔细一想，我的回答确实很不妥当，因为你的花心还局限于内地，我却冲到了港台，我还是喜欢周迅好了。

3.你喜欢看韩剧里的小政哥，我不该百般阻挠，你拿我和他比较我也不该表示抗议，因为人家小政哥都没有抗议。

4.星期六的那次婚礼，我说我开会，不知道能不能去，你准备了两个红包，一个100元的，一个200元的，结果我没去，你不小心送出去了厚的。亲爱的，我不该笑你，你已经做得很好了，换作我，可能将两个都一块儿送出去了。

5.上次你买来黄花鱼，我不该信誓旦旦，冒充大厨，结果你帮厨时欢呼雀跃，闻味时垂涎欲滴，吃的时候却垂头丧气，对于你脆弱的心理而言，这是难以承受的。

6.你剪短了头发，问我好不好看，我说好看，你很高兴；进一步求证，我说还行；你追问到底好不好，我回答，不如以前好，使你非常难过。这是我的错，以后此类的回复均以第一次为准。

7.你指责我把袜子到处乱放时，我不应该反诬你到处放书，毕竟袜子是臭的，书是香的。

8.你说我长得不如你漂亮的时候，我不应该顽固抵赖，你说得很对，证据确凿，可以让瞎子作证。

9.我下楼倒垃圾回来，你围着我转了好几圈，问我抽了几根，我说一根，你就大生其气。亲爱的，我真不知道你的鼻子如此灵敏，其实我抽了两根。

你一直是善解人意的女孩，希望你能够原谅我，给我改过自新的机会。为了家庭安定，经济繁荣，顺便提几个小小的建议：

1.不要说我不够关心你，试问我已经为奴为婢，做牛做马，舍去自尊的听从你号令，满足其需求。

2.逛商店的时候，不要把我当无上限的自动提款机，请不要以为我是为你的美艳哭了。

3.吃饭的时候，你总是嫌我吃得少，照相的时候却又嫌我胖，亲爱的，这真的让我很为难。

4.不要在我看枪战片的时候给我讲笑话，而且不笑不行。

5.不要每次意见不一就乱扔东西，虽然最后不需要你收拾。

6.问我问题时能否提示一下想听真话还是假话.

以上种种，请老婆大人明鉴。友情提示：卧室里昨日有蜘蛛出没，如需护驾，请联系客厅西面休闲区组合沙发一号，竭诚为您服务。

梁静茹幸福婚礼video

Fish Leong and Tony Chao from Mayad Studios on Vimeo.

你懂不懂欣赏？

有人问毕加索：你的画到底在画些什么？我怎么都看不懂。
毕加索问他：你听过鸟叫吗？
那人回答说：听过。
毕加索再问他：好听吗？
那人说：好听。
毕加索又问：你听的懂吗？
那人说：不懂。

既然不懂可以好听，那么不懂一样也可以好看。

拒绝技巧

1) “破锅自有破锅盖，丑男自有丑女爱，只要情深意似海，王麻子也能放光彩！别灰心，你会找到你的光彩的。”

2) “百年修得同船渡，千年修得共枕眠，万年修得贝壳缘！要追我，你还要修行九千多年吧。”

3) “天下没有不散的筵席！为了避免离别的痛苦，以后还是别打给我了。”

4) “书不尽言，言不尽意，意不尽情，情不自禁地对你说：饶了我吧。”

5) “我愿意变作一条鱼，任你红烧，白煮，清蒸，然后躺在你温暖的胃里！”“可我喜欢油炸的啊。”

6) “有一种默契叫做心照不宣，有一种感觉叫妙不可言。”狠狠的给他一巴“下流！！”

7) “正所谓做事，修身，齐家，治国，平天下！做到再来找我。”

8) “如果你注定不能给予我期待的回应。那么就保持在安全距离之外吧。”

9) “ 我需要一路火花带闪电。”“什么？”“就是手拿菜刀砍电线。”

10) “问世间情为何物，只叫人苦苦相逼。”

11) “小姐，能交个朋友吗？”“对不起，我的零钱都给完了。”

12) “你愿意一生一世，无论是富贵还是贫穷，都会爱她和保护她吗？”我充满深情地回答：“你说的是谁的一生一世啊？”

经典的话

1. 人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，礼让三分；人再犯我，我还一针；人还犯我，斩草除根。

2. 明骚易躲，暗贱难防。

3. 你有什么不开心的事？说出来让大家开心一下。

4. 虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。

5. 我深信，会有一个男人是为受我的折磨而来到这世上的。

6. 不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊。

7. 我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。

8. 我又不是人民币，怎么能让人人都喜欢我？！

9. 当生活心怀歹毒地将一切都搞成了黑色幽默，我顺水推舟把自己变成了一个受过高等教育的流氓。

10. 我就要哭，我就要闹，一宿一宿不睡觉，手里拿瓶安眠药，拿根小绳要上吊。再丑也要谈恋爱，谈到世界充满爱。

11. 我是你转身就忘的路人甲，凭什么陪你蹉跎年华到天涯？

12. 间歇性郁闷症发作期间，生人勿扰，熟人勿找。

13. 琴棋书画不会，洗衣做饭嫌累。

14. 说金钱是罪恶，都在捞；说美女是祸水，都想要；说高处不胜寒，都在爬；说烟酒伤身体，都不戒；说天堂最美好，都不去！

15. 幸福是什么?幸福就是你吃鱼,我吃肉,看着别人啃骨头。

16. 念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混！

17. 我的优点是：我很帅；但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。

18. 有空学风水去，死后占个好墓也算弥补了生前买不起好房的遗憾

19. 春困夏乏秋无力，冬日正好眠。

20. 思念不能自已，痛苦不能自理，结果不能自取，幸福不能自予。

21. 小时候我以为自己长大后可以拯救整个世界，等长大后才发现整个世界都拯救不了我。

22. 请不要把我对你的容忍，当成你不要脸的资本。

23. 女子无才便是德，我一定是太缺德了。

24. 诸葛亮出山前也没带过兵啊，你们凭啥要我有工作经验。

25. 用嘻哈的蓝调精神来过二胡一样的生活。

26. 喝药递瓶，上吊给绳，跳楼的挥着小手绢送行。

27. 铁杵能磨成针，但木杵只能磨成牙签，材料不对，再努力也没用。

28. 傻子偷乞丐的钱包，被瞎子看到了，哑巴大吼一声，把聋子吓了一跳，驼子挺身而出，瘸子飞起一脚，通辑犯要拉他去公安局，麻子说，看我的面子算了。

29. 少年不胡作妄为，大胆放肆，试问老年时哪来的题材话当年。

30. 再过几十年我们来相会 送到火葬场 全部烧成灰 你一堆我一堆 谁也不认识谁 全部送到农村做化肥~

31. 学问之美，在于使人一头雾水；诗歌之美，在于煽动男女出轨；女人之美，在于蠢得无怨无悔；男人之美，在于说谎说得白日见鬼。

32. 不成熟男人的标志是可以为了理想壮烈的牺牲，成熟男人的标志的可以为了理想卑贱的活着。

33. 生活就像宋祖德的嘴，你永远都不知道下一个倒霉的会是谁。

34. 人又不聪明，还学别人秃顶。

35. 年轻的时候，我们常常冲着镜子做鬼脸；年老的时候，镜子算是扯平了。

36. 执子之手，将子拖走。子说不走，好吧，关门放狗！

37. 曾经我们都以为自己可以为爱情死，其实爱情死不了人，它只会在最疼的地方扎上一针，然后我们欲哭无泪，我们辗转反侧，我们久病成医，我们百炼成钢。你不是风儿，我也不是沙，再缠绵也到不了天涯，擦干了泪，明天早上，我们都要上班。

38. 曾经和朋友一起仰望星空，随之我们泪流满面，他是因为失恋，我则是因为扭伤了脖子。