Thursday, October 9, 2008

Ways to call someone dumb.


  1. A few clowns short of a circus
  2. A few fries short of a happy meal
  3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
  4. A few beers short of a six pack
  5. Dumber than a box of hair
  6. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
  7. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
  8. Not the coldest beer in the fridge
  9. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
  10. All foam, no beer
  11. Has an IQ of 2 but it takes 3 to grunt
  12. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
  13. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
  14. Has the IQ of a house plant
  15. As smart as bait
  16. Chimney's clogged
  17. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
  18. His antenna doesn't pick up all the chanels
  19. Proof that evolution can go in reverse
  20. Not the sharpest tool in the shed
  21. The lights are on but no-one's home
  22. The light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished
  23. 2 sticks short of a bundle
  24. A few pints short of a quart
  25. Cables connected, no voltage
  26. Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool
  27. One neuron short of a synapse

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